This is Midnight. Midnight Likes To Eat Candles. Isn't He Cute?
			This is my friend Shawn. He plays his music in the sun.
	This is me.. now go back to looking at the doggy.

Now, that having been said, let's move on, shall we? Deep inside the bowels of the internet, somehow, you have entered the O B L I V I O N . What that means, in layman's terms, is you've for some reason or another, hit a site on the net, probably at random through Google's "I Feel Lucky" button. And if not, *chuckle* well then, that just proves America's lust for stupidity still holds strong, and you actually went past over 1,000 porno sites to click this link.

Inside this site, you'll find links to some of my favorite sites on the net. Why don't I just make a great site on my own? Because I'm too damned lazy and you can't make me! HAH! So anyway, you'll see that I've categorized the sites based on Stupid , Useful , Fun 'n' Games , Music , and Miscellaneous .

And so now, without further adieu,